Happy birthday to Radi @ hot gigolo (called by some of my classmates)
Happy birthday to Khatijah @ TJ/Mawar (called by some of her friends)
Sejam kemudian, sebuah bot penyelamat datang. Pasukan penyalamat tu bertanya, “Encik nak bantuan, tak?”
“Tak perlu! Tuhan akan melindungi saya,” jawab lelaki itu sambil berdiri di dalam air yang sudah paras lututnya.
Hujan terus lebat. Dua jam selepas itu, ketika lelaki berkenaan sedang berdiri di atas beranda, datang lagi sebuah bot penyelamat. “Encik nak bantuan, tak?” Tanya anggota pasukan penyelamat itu.
“Tak perlu. Tuhan akan melindungi saya!” jawab lelaki berkenan sambil tersenyum.
Hujan terus turun mencurah-curah. Tiga jam berlalu, ketika lelaki itu berdiri di atas bumbung rumahnya,sebuah helikopter sampai dengan membawa sepasukan anggota penyelamat.
“Mari kami selamatkan encik! Banjir makin teruk, nanti encik lemas!” jerit pasukan penyelamat dari dalam helikopter.
Lelaki itu tetap menolak. “Tak apa, Tuhan akan lindungi saya!”
Empat jam kemudian, air naik lagi dengan diiringi ribut dan petir. Akhirnya, rumah lelaki itu runtuh dan dia dihanyuti banjir. Lelaki itu terkapai-kapai, dan ketika nafasnya tercungap-cungap hampir mati, lelaki itu sempat memarahi Tuhan. Dalam hatinya lelaki itu menyumpah, “Tuhan! Aku sayangkan Engkau, tapi Engkau tak selamatkan aku?!!!”
Tiba-tiba lelaki itu terdengar satu suara, “Bukankah tadi Tuhanmu sudah hantarkan dua buah bot dan sebuah helikopter untuk selamatkan kau?”
"Engkau ingat tak banglo yang aku beli 5 bulan yang lalu tu?" jawab si peguam yang bernama Din. "Banglo tu terbakar, jadi sekarang aku bercuti di sini lepas duit insurans dekat empat juta ringgit!Engkau pulak, buat apa kat sini, Leman?"
Jawab Leman, "Engkau ingat tak rumah aku beli tahun lepas?Rumah aku kena banjirlah. Sampai ke bumbung. Jadi sekarang aku bercuti kat sini lepas dapat duit insurans dekat dua juta ringgit."
Si peguam yang bernama Mat itu terkejut. "Eh, Leman....macam mana engkau mulakan banjir itu?"
"Banyak ke kau sedekah?" soal kawan Aloya itu.
"$50 aja."
"Wah, banyak tu! Suami kau tak marah ke?"
"Tak. Dia cakap "Terima kasih, sayang. I love you!" balas Aloya.
Type
Digital AF/AE SLR
Recording Medium
CF Card Type I and II and external media (USB v.2.0 hard drive, via optional Wireless File Transmitter WFT-E3A)
Image Format
0.87 x 0.58 in./22.2 x 14.8mm (APS-C size sensor)
Compatible Lenses
Canon EF, EF-S, TS-E, and MP-E lenses
Lens Mount
Canon EF mount
Lens Focal Length Conversion Factor
1.6x
Image Sensor
High-sensitivity, high-resolution, single-plate, CMOS sensor
Pixels
Approx. 10.10 megapixels
Total Pixels
Approx. 10.50 megapixels
Aspect Ratio
3:2 (Horizontal : Vertical)
Color Filter System
RGB primary color filters
Low-pass Filter
Fixed position in front of the CMOS sensor
Recording System Format
DCF 2.0 (Exif 2.21): JPEG, RAW and RAW+JPEG simultaneous recording possible. Multiple options for recording images on a memory card.
Image Format
JPEG, RAW (Canon CR2)
File Size
JPEG/Large: Approx. 3.5MB (3,888 x 2,592)
JPEG/Medium: Approx. 2.1MB (2,816 x 1,880)
JPEG/Small: Approx. 1.2MB (1,936 x 1,288)
RAW: Approx. 12.4MB (3,888 x 2,592)
sRAW: Approx. 7.1MB (1,936 x 1,288)
Folders
Automatically created by camera; can be user-created with "Manual Reset" file naming setting
File Numbering
Continuous numberingAuto resetManual reset (the image numbering is reset to 0001, a new folder is created automatically)
Color Space
Selectable between sRGB and Adobe RGB
Interface
USB 2.0 Hi-Speed, mini-B port. NTSC/PAL for video output
White Balance settings
Auto, Daylight, Shade, Cloudy, Tungsten, White Fluorescent Light, Flash, Custom WB setting, user-set Color Temperature (2,500~10,000K)
Auto White Balance
Auto white balance, taken from imaging sensor
Personal White Balance
White balance bracketing: Three consecutive images written to CF card for each firing of shutter; Up to +/- 3 levels in 1-step increments
White balance shift: blue/amber bias and/or magenta/green bias +/- up to 9 levels; manually set by user
Viewfinder
Eye-level SLR with solid glass pentaprism
Coverage
Approx. 95% horizontally and vertically
Magnification
0.95x (-1 dpt with 50mm lens at infinity)
Eyepoint
Approx. 22mm
Dioptric Adjustment Correction
-3.0 to +1.0 diopter
Mirror
Quick-return half mirror (Transmission: reflection ratio of 40:60)
Viewfinder Information
AF (AF points, focus confirmation light), Exposure (shutter speed, aperture, ISO speed, AE lock, exposure level, spot metering circle, exposure warning), Flash (flash ready, flash exposure compensation, high-speed sync, FE lock, red-eye reduction light), Image (monochrome shooting, maximum burst, white balance correction, CF card information)
Depth-of-Field Preview
Enabled with depth-of-field preview button; possible in Live View Function
Eyepiece Shutter
None
Autofocus
TTL-CT-SIR AF-dedicated CMOS sensor
AF Points
9 cross-type AF points, including center AF point; fully functional with f/5.6 or faster lensesAdditional high-precision, diagonal cross-type sensor at Center AF point, used with lenses f/2.8 or faster
AF Working Range
EV -0.5 ~18 (ISO 100 at 23°C)
Focusing Modes
Autofocus (One-Shot AF, Predictive AI Servo AF, AI Focus AF), Manual Focus (MF)
AF Point Selection
Automatic selection, Manual AF point selection
Selected AF Point Display
Superimposed red illumination in viewfinder; also visible on top or rear LCD panel when AF point select button is pressed
AF-assist Beam
Intermittent firing of built-in flash
Exposure Control
35-zone TTL full aperture metering
Metering Range
EV 0-20 (ISO 100 at 73°F/23°C with EF 50mm f/1.4 USM lens, ISO 100)
Exposure Control Systems
Program AE (shiftable), Shutter-priority AE, Aperture-priority AE, Auto Depth-of-field AE (non-shiftable), Full auto (non-shiftable), Programmed image control modes, Manual exposure, E-TTL II autoflash program AE
ISO Speed Range
Equivalent to ISO 100-1600 (in 1/3-stop or whole stop increments), ISO speed can be expanded to ISO 3200
Exposure Compensation
Exposure Compensation (user-set): +/-3 stops in 1/3- or 1/2-half increments
AE Lock
Auto: Applied in One-Shot AF mode with evaluative metering when focus is achievedManual (user-set): By AE lock button in all metering modes
Shutter
Vertical-travel, mechanical, focal-plane shutter with all speeds electronically controlled
Shutter Speeds
1/8000 to 30 sec. (1/3-stop increments), X-sync at 1/250 sec.
Self-timer
10 sec. delay, 2 sec. delay
Remote Control
Canon N3 type terminal
Built-in Flash
Auto pop-up, retractable, built-in flash in the pentaprism
Guide Number
13/43 (ISO 100 in meters/feet)
Recycling Time
Approx. 3 sec.
Flash-ready Indicator
Flash-ready indicator lights in viewfinder
Flash Coverage
17mm lens focal length (equivalent to 27mm in 35mm format)
Flash Metering System
E-TTL II autoflash
Flash Exposure Compensation
+/-2 stops in 1/3- and 1/2-stop increments;Can be set on EOS 40D body or with most EX-series speedlites
LCD Monitor
TFT color, liquid-crystal monitor
Screen Monitor size
3.0 inch
Pixels
Approx. 230,000 pixels
Coverage
Approx. 100%
Brightness Control
7 levels provided
LCD Monitor Language
18 (English, German, French, Dutch, Danish, Portuguese, Finnish, Italian, Norwegian, Swedish, Spanish, Greek, Russian, Polish, Simplified/Traditional Chinese, Korean, Japanese)
Number of Shots
Normal shooting, at 23°C:
No flash: approx. 1100 images
50% flash use: approx. 800 images
at 0°C:
No flash: approx. 950 images
50% flash use: approx. 700 images
Power Source Battery
One dedicated Battery Pack BP-511AAC power can be supplied via the optional AC Adapter Kit ACK-E2
Battery Check
Automatic
Power Saving
Provided. Power turns off after 1, 2, 4, 8, 15, 30 min.
Back-up Battery
One CR2016 coin-type lithium battery. Battery life approx. 5 years
Dimensions (W x H x D)
145.5 x 107.8 x 73.5mm
Weight
740g
Robbie Keane has denied claims that he 'let down' Tottenham after being unveiled as a new signing at Liverpool, the club he always supported.Robbie Keane has denied claims that he 'let down' Tottenham after being unveiled as a new signing at Liverpool, the club he always supported.
The Republic of Ireland international striker has completed a £20.3million move from White Hart Lane to Anfield, having been a Red all his life.
Keane, whose move has been heavily criticised by Spurs chairman Daniel Levy, will now make his debut on Wednesday in a friendly away to Villarreal.
Keane, 28, said: "I do not think I let Spurs down. I had six fantastic seasons there and gave them everything. Since day one.
"I always give everything, and that will never change. The Spurs fans were always magnificent to me and I will always have a place in my heart for them.
"But this is a new chapter in my life and one that I am looking forward to. I had six great years at Spurs and thank them for that.
"There are players leaving Spurs, but there are also good players coming in. I can only focus on Robbie Keane and what is good for me."
Keane will now wear the number seven shirt at Liverpool made famous by legends like Kenny
Dalglish and Kevin Keegan.
Keane said: "To wear that shirt is an honour, and something I truly understand. If I can have half as much success in it as Keegan and Dalglish did, I will be a happy man."
He added: "I've been waiting for this day since I was a kid. Everyone knows I am a massive Liverpool fan, so to be sitting here today in a Liverpool tracksuit is a dream come true.
"I always wanted to be a footballer as a kid, but also to play for Liverpool.
"Maybe you never feel it is going to happen. I could have come here as a teenager, but chose Wolves because I felt there would be more chance of immediate first team football, and that proved to be the case.
"Now I am enjoying every minute and I can't wait to pull on that red shirt.
"This is a massive club and want to do everything I can to make them even more successful.
"The reasons I left Spurs are that I am a huge Liverpool fan and the chance to play for them may never come around again.
"This opportunity is something I couldn't let go. I am at an age now when I believe I am at my peak, and aim to kick on.
"This is a great opportunity now for me, the whole package that Liverpool has to offer really inspires me.
"I am just grateful to be here. I love the club and this is the one dream I had still achieve."
*Note: Taken from Teamtalk.
Sedapnya kuah ikan kelisa
Badan kuat serta perkasa
Selamat menyambut hari selasa
Menangkap ikan pakai bubu
Untuk hidangan nasi kerabu
Kenapa masih dalam kelambu
Ofis kau tutup ker hari rabu
Atas pokok ada penyegat
Anak kambing baunya hamis
Kenapa kau tak pernah ingat
Janji nak belanja aku hari khamis
Sudahkah anda tunaikan solat?
Solat wajib 2 rakaat
Bukannya apa cuma saje nak ingat
mana tau esk kiamat..selamat hari jumaat
Hari-hari minum air batu
minum sampai rahang kematu
tengah sibuk sangat ke tu?
Sampai tak ingat janji dating hari sabtu
*Note: Taken from Isu Hangat
Ceritanya... . Pada suatu masa dulu selepas setahun Thomas Edison mencipta lampu, saintis tidak pernah terfikir memberi nama kuasa yang menyebabkan lampu itu hidup. Jadi, entah macam mana semasa lampu mula-mula hendak diperkenalkan di Tanah Melayu, ada seorang Melayu yang bernama Kulup Kalimantang mati-mati tidak percaya pada hasil ciptaan Thomas Edison itu. Semasa demonstrasi diadakan oleh Thomas di Tanah Melayu untuk memperkenalkan lampu itu, Kulup Kalimantang pun berkata dengan kuat.
"Ele..trick aje tu... ele..trick aje... ele trick!". ( Bermaksud tipu )
Thomas Edison berfikir Kulup berkata begitu kerana mengatakan lampu menyala disebabkan oleh kuasa "ele..trick". Jadi digunakanlah perkataan "ELE..TRICK" yang dieja ELECTRIC mengikut ejaan orang putih. Sebagai mengingati jasa Kulup Kalimantang menamakan kuasa ELECTRIC itu, maka diciptalah sejenis lampu panjang yang dinamakan lampu kalimantang.
*Note: Taken from Isu Hangat
Perarakan kerita berhias (tanglong) diadakan pada malam Sabtu, 26hb Julai 2008, bertempat di Taman Haji Sir Muda Omar Ali Saifuddien bermula pada jam 8.15malam. Bermula dari Maktab Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien mengelilingi Bandar Seri Begawan sebelum memasuki Taman Haji Sir Muda Omar Ali Saifuddien.
Institut Teknologi Brunei, ITB, welcome the new intake, Intake 24 (2008 to 2010 session), on 19th July 2008. The registration was held at Chancellor Hall, UBD. ITB orentation week start on 19th July 2008 to 26th July 2008. The new intake were estimated about more than 600 students including 2 commenwealth exchange students from Bangladish, both from ECE department, taking Electrical Power & Control Engineering, and Communication & Computer System Engineering. 
What's that...Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh it's just my flying car...hee
Huhu!! Time to play my PSP...Yeah I win!!
Oh no!!!! NOT this girls again
Chum Ba!!!
Hmmm....what's for lunch? Nasi Katok or Ayamku Spring?
He shoot!!!!!!! Finger tip save by the goalkeeper...
Excellent save by him...
This group AGAIN!!! Oh no!!!
Hay guys, does my lipstick ok?
Nasi Katok $1 + water 50 cent = $1.50
Adui...Adui...Siapa bisai jadi Si Tanggang ah?
Paning...paning....
Apakan durang cakapkan ani?
Me and my lovely hubby
Halo baby...Can I have your autograph?
Sure...here you go love....Muahz
Yahoo!!!!! Milo for free....Can I have one?
Hahahaha.....Bronze medal....mine...all mine...hahaha
Aku punya kali ah...bulih....
